Genesis Chapter 31
OK, well, not quite two years, but a year, eleven months, two ovaries and twenty pounds, didn’t have quite the same ring.
The long and the short of it is, I’ve been away. On a unexpected little trip. And I never even had to leave the farm! No, I haven’t been [...]
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Two Years, Two Ovaries & Twenty Pounds Later…
Published November 16th, 2009 in Bible Banter. 7 CommentsAll you need is love…and a couple of wives and some maids.
Published December 3rd, 2007 in Bible Banter. 1 CommentGenesis Chapters 29 & 30
Yes, I know, it’s been a while, but cut me some slack, yo! Biblelicious has been out getting her little lesbian heart broken, and although that didn’t take too very long, it’s taken a while to get my humor back on…so, don’t get you hopes up too high about this [...]
Genesis Chapter 28
Jacob has a dream that there are some anjelic hostie kinda folks walking up and down a ladder from heaven.
Here’s the quote:
Then he had a dream: a stairway rested on the ground, with its top reaching to the heavens; and God’s messengers were going up and down on it.
That’s it, that’s all there [...]
Smells like Esau, Feels like Esau, Must be Esau
Published September 18th, 2007 in Bible Banter. 0 CommentsGenesis Chaper 27
What more can I say about a weasel like Jacob? Yet again, he tricks his brother out of a blessing. This time with the help of his mother, Rebecca.
Isaac is old and blind and tells Esau to go and hunt down some tasty venison, cook it up the special way [...]
Genesis Chapter 26
Alrighty then, this is the third time we’ve run across this very same story. But, instead of Abraham and Sarah, this time it’s Isaac and Rebecca.
Something tells me I should pay attention.
Hummm…could it be that this is the THIRD time I’ve been told that when you are married to a babealicious babe [...]
Genesis Chapter 25
I’m really not sure what to take from this chapter. Jacob, weak, whiney, mamma’s boy gets his hairy he-man brother to give up his birthright for a bowl of lentil soup.
There’s a whole bunch of who begat who at the beginning of this chapter that we are going to skip right [...]
Genesis Chapter 24
Now, I could spend a lot of time going on about this chapter, go get my son a wife, blah blah blah, women here aren’t good enough, blah blah, go get a good one from my home land, blah blah blah. Oh look there’s the perfect one, God told me so, blah blah. [...]
Genesis Chapter 23
This is a sad little chapter, and I feel a little bit guilty. I was raking Sarah over the coals just the other day. And now, two chapters later, she up and dies.
But there you go, I mean, how long did you expect her to live, anyway?
This picture totally looks like something [...]
Genesis Chapter 22
Stories like this make me wonder what it would be like if it happened today.
It’d probably end up as a made-for-TV movie on Lifetime or something. You’d be channel surfing some insomniac night and (LTMN) Abraham & Isaac: Religious fanatic attempts to sacrifice son to Almighty God. Based on a true [...]
Genesis Chapter 21
So I’m just going to get it out on the table, right here, up front. Sarah is kind of a bitch.
Actually, come to think of it, not even kind of, she’s totally a bitch.
Gen 21:1-13
The LORD took note of Sarah as he had said he would; he did for her as [...]
